Let them eat cack

We’re all from out of the future now. Here’s this:

Cultivating the right type of mushroom on soiled nappies can break down 90% of the material they are made of within two months.

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The researchers color the poop meat red with food coloring and enhance the flavor with soy protein. Initial tests have people saying it even tastes like beef

And yet this week I have been mostly impressed all over the whizzy novelty of toothpaste that comes in a pump (instead of a tomato purée–style tube). (These were first sold in Britain in 1982.)