‘[Just] don’t fart naked near food’
From the British Medical Journal’s sort of trivia section:
βIt all started with an enquiry from a nurse,β Dr Karl Kruszelnicki told listeners to his science phone-in show on the Triple J radio station in Brisbane. βShe wanted to know whether she was contaminating the operating theatre she worked in by quietly farting in the sterile environment during operations, and I realised that I didn’t know. But I was determined to find out.β
This is what science journalism we need.