Got a moisture meter for the potted plants. The dial that goes dry • moist • wet is slightly funny. I suppose there’s a more expensive version that includes damp. The instructions are clear that the probe must only be stuck in soil, and definitely not in liquid, but it’s so tempting to find out what sort of explosion would ensue if I tried probing some wet water.

The heat and humidity are bit oppressive, but various evidence suggests that I don’t mind being oppressed.

Cherries!

Squandered some time logging old public transport journeys on TransitTracker (FKA Busmiles) for the small satisfaction of covering the “all time map” with more and more squiggly lines. This means doing a sort of digital self-archaeology, finding old emails from train ticket retailers and stuff.

Past me is a mysterious and unknowable figure, e.g. in 2014 I booked a ticket to Glasgow, pretty cheap by today’s standards, but I have no memory of going there then, and I found a photo whose timestamp proves I was elsewhere that day (the 24th of September) so what was that about? (Of course I’ve been there on other days that I do remember, along the same bits of railway track, so for the purposes of squiggles it doesn’t matter.)

I added some buses in Las Vegas to bus times dot org for some reason. There was some speculation that this meant I was on holiday there – not on your nelly. It was just a “fun” “challange” to make the thing cope with different timezones, it wasn’t that difficult actually.

On Sunday, I learnt that the next day was a special bank holiday in Scotland (in honour of the World Cup, oddly not on a day when Scotland were playing but you don’t look a day off in the mouth). I was alarmed and disappointed that the typical England-centric folks hadn’t issued any timetable data guidance like they had for the royal funerals and coronations, but I quickly calmed down as it seemed like most operators would treat it as a normal Monday. Still, it’s slightly the sort of thing that suggests that expanding the coverage of the website, spreading my attention more thinly, is a bad idea after all.

To Scunthorpe, to see John Kearns’s Tilting At Windmills, which is loosely about The Waste Land and Lighthouse Family. Many of the shows around the country were and are sold out, but this was barely a quarter full, which atmosphere wasn’t ideal but never mind. Perhaps the people of Scunthorpe are special Latin pedants who objected to the blurb calling him a “Taskmaster alumni”, he’s an alumnus dammit.

Nice to visit these towns which I’d only otherwise visit if I followed lower league football. I overnighted in Sheffield, which is only a bit geographically crazy. The bus from Doncaster to Sheffield was charming, apart from the old fellow with badly dyed hair who kept a window open so we could all inhale the fumes from the underground bus stations in Sheffield and Rotherham.

Removed the pedestal from the bathroom sink, as I’ve done before, to fiddle with the pop-up plug mechanism and screw the tap in more tightly. Perhaps I could have left the pedestal in place and shoved my lubricated hand in, but I don’t like that, like my hand could expand and get stuck in there forever.

To reattach the pedestal, it’s useful to have a just-the-right-height steady pile of boxes to support it, and I was glad to have a lot of old magazines I could “layer” to get the height just right. Hoarding wins again!

Thought to myself, I haven’t made a lasagne since the coalition government. So I made a (lamb) lasagne. It was fine, slightly bland but hopefully the blandest lasagne I’ll ever make. I used some pre-chopped frozen soffritto mix from a bag, is that interesting?

After in the ballpark of two decades of seeing the words “Post Moderne” written on this bicycle seatpost, the penny dropped and I realised it’s so called because it’s a brand of seat post, it’s not about the inner workings being exposed like the Centre Pompidou because how would that work?

It was time to replace the saddle and goodness me, what a cruelly strange way they’ve come up with of attaching a seat to a post, like MC Escher designed a seatpost. Fortunately, someone on Reddit had the same problem before me, there’s often someone, but I wished I’d not bothered and had instead badly repaired the old saddle with gaffer tape.

Got caught bicycling in a thunderstorm, not sure if it’s relevant, and a bit later cycled through an amber traffic light and got honked at. The honker honked again as they overtook me, in their sweet VW Passat estate, and I gave an illegible nod and thumbs up, perhaps a salute would have been better. Well, they got the satisfaction of being right, and I promise I’ll be more careful next time. Days later, I returned to the scene on foot, and you really don’t get much time to clear the junction, hmm.

Monday. Some bicyling around the idyllic countryside, where I bought some local soap and kimchi from a farm shop and got caught in a refreshing shower of rain. What a great density of churches there is, no houses just fields and churches.

Tuesday. Past me had laid some traps for me, and they came home to roost and broke the website – Redis restarted due to factors, and a typo in a configuration file made it actually just stop and not start again. I’m not sure if I woke up just in time or the alerts woke me up, but either way I fixed it surprisingly quickly for one so rumpled and bleary-eyed.

🎦 Partly to escape the tedious rumble of practising military jets, I went to see Top Gun (in which Tom Cruise goes into a ladies’ bathroom). If our brave boys decided to fly over a built-up area specifically to make us retreat into the soundproofed cinema to watch the 40th-anniversary screening of their military propaganda, fair play to them, it worked on me.

Someone’s left a copy of Coding for Beginners atop a dustbin. Makes you think.

To leafy, leafy London. I wrote last week’s weeknotes on the train there – it’s mad that it took a whole intercity train journey to squeeze out something as short and pointless as usual, but I felt so productive and imagine how much would get done if I was travelling on trains all the time.

I know this blog is largely read by advertising technology salespeople for the purpose of sometimes creepily embellishing their emailed blandishments with things I’ve mentioned here. This makes it tempting to be ever more candid and unprofessional here, until: our server-side header bidding is the opposite of explosive diarrhoea.

Taking a renewed interest in my men’s physical health. You bet I’m tracking my fibre FKA roughage, which is not even one of the three macronutrients people go on about these days (in fact they say “macros” to save time), so does that make me better than those people?

Not particularly this week more than others, I’ve been dithering over fonts.

According to an online calculator, my head is in the top 0% of heads by circumference, so no wonder even a plus-size bike helmet leaves an imprint on my forehead, which is exactly like how bustimes.org recieves too many pageviews for the per-pageview pricing model of some type foundries. (Sorry for the humblebrag, and sorry for making it worse by acknowledging it.) And just as I don’t know my hat size, and I’m not sure exactly where to place the measuring tape, measuring pageviews is tricky and inexact too.

But in a way it’s a good thing, it helps narrow down the dizzying choice. My other criteria are arrow glyphs, you know like ↗ and →, and maybe a frivolous ti ligature. Years ago I used Transport New, but I don’t want to be mistaken for an official government site. Similarly, P22 Underground could look misleadingly TfL-ish. I like Atkinson Hyperlegible but people would lose their minds at the slashed zero.

Waited tensely for a bus on bank holiday Monday. It had disappeared from the electronic screen, but after many minutes it appeared on the map on bustimes.org, so I could reassure the fellow person waiting, When pressed, I recommended and said I’d used the First Bus app, for some reason, as if keen to avoid allegations of bias.

It was my birthday. I did two poos of an almost perfect size and consistency, which is the greatest present one could wish for.

Went to Dereham briefly to take in the fumes of the Mid Norfolk Railway’s vintage bus day, which isn’t mid at all.

On the (normal not vintage) bus back, the driver missed various signs about road closures and diversions and went down a dead end, which to be fair is the sort of bungling I’d be doing if entrusted with that job. A capable man leapt to try to help and “see back” the abortive attempt to turn the bus around – it was no good, there were many dreadful sounds of metal scraping against road – and direct the eventual successful reversing. By the way, it just so happens that this week I’ve been working on improving the way I show the GPS traces of buses:

Later I noticed our have-a-go hero looking at bustimes.org on his phone. Legend! Some fellow passengers had been quietly mocking of his attempt to help, but not me.

The other five days of the week were more normal and I touched no buses on them. Do you know, I think I’ve never met an arancini that wasn’t disappointing,

Down by the river, the place has been reverberating to the guff-like sound of paddleboards being deflated at the end of a day in the water. Similarly but differently, I overinflated a bike tyre – like doing a few press-ups has given me an unknowable strength – and the inner tube burst, terrifyingly, the in the warmth of the hallway while I was relaxing later.

Some websites and apps similar to bustimes.org have a “favourites” feature. The argument against is easy: the beauty of everything having its own URL is people can simply add their most used bus stops etc. to their browser’s bookmarks, so let’s not reinvent the wheel. But increasingly these days I don’t even know where to find that bit of Safari on my phone.

Radio 4’s The Secret World, which used the mimicry of impressionists to imagine the private lives of famous people, imagined Morrissey as a harmless pedant rather than a horrible racist, complaining to Microsoft support, or possibly Bill Gates himself, about Internet Explorer’s so-called favourites feature: that you should be limited to picking one favourite and, if I remember correctly, “other agreeables”. And for some reason I’m a bit tempted to copy that pedantic boreness.