Fact of the day

The words that John F Kennedy spoke in that speech – “Ich bin ein Berliner” – showing solidarity with the people of Berlin did not translate to “I am a doughnut” after all.

Martin Strohmeier points out:

Do English-speaking people think that someone who says ‘I am a New Yorker’ is a magazine?

My question is this, then: what do you say if you really are a doughnut?