‘How to Sharpen Pencils’
I read it cos I liked the cover typography; I read it electronically, which rather ruined that, but I still liked it. Here’s a review from back then; now I might re-read it.
“It’s not hard,” he remarks, “to come by a good pair of tweezers; I use the ones my wife left behind when she moved out.”
Reminds me: I should buy some tweezers.