Archive

May 2013

  1. Crock
  2. How to sit
  3. Because proper tea is theft
  4. ‘How to Sharpen Pencils’

April 2013

  1. Secrets of the unicorn
  2. Subediting
  3. ‘Kirby had never eaten toes before’
  4. Didn’t break, wasn’t bad

March 2013

  1. Mastermind
  2. ‘Will Self walks through Britain’s flag-waving heartlands’
  3. Monday

February 2013

  1. Oscar Wilde and the Daleks

January 2013

  1. The things they can do with computers these days
  2. Completely?
  3. ‘A new error’

October 2012

  1. Gordon Ramsay just changed my life
  2. Oh, Robert

August 2012

  1. Nobody knows shoes
  2. Qihoo!
  3. Jack Dorsey’s Square dongle

July 2012

  1. The normal amount of ketchup packets
  2. Be kind

June 2012

  1. ‘[Just] don’t fart naked near food’
  2. What the world thinks
  3. Knowing the working class from your elbow
  4. De-loused, in the comma-torium
  5. Distract 9

April 2012

  1. Sandwich board
  2. John Cleese’s lecture on creativity
  3. Milligan; Sandbrook
  4. Google as a baboon
  5. Dent(ifrice) in the universe
  6. Facebook as an invisible elephant, and particularly horrible programming
  7. ‘Why am I called Daisy?’
  8. The Zebra Sarasa
  9. ‘Unwelt’

March 2012

  1. URL shorteners and Twitter

February 2012

  1. Lionel Messi out of context
  2. The Sun on Sunday
  3. Will Self’s writing room
  4. ‘Keywasher’

January 2012

  1. Very good sentences
  2. DuckDuckGo WordPress search
  3. File under ‘everything is a remix’
  4. Hemlock Soames
  5. G is for George
  6. Kindle iTunes Match blown out

December 2011

  1. A good sentence
  2. Vince meat
  3. ‘It’s a minimalist dust that I use’
  4. The Weakest Link

November 2011

  1. Quote out of context
  2. Microsoft’s bushel of light
  3. Astronomer rubbishes moons
  4. You’re welcome
  5. Mo news is good news
  6. Fact of the day
  7. Crunch

October 2011

  1. ‘A sort of surprise’
  2. Twenty-five commandments
  3. What

September 2011

  1. Jeff Bezos Dog Doo-Dah Band
  2. Iconoclasm, now an extension
  3. Tumblr site of the week
  4. 11/9
  5. Block buster
  6. Page Eight typography

August 2011

  1. First world problem
  2. Oh, the humanity
  3. ‘Buzzing, sugar-pissed youth’

July 2011

  1. Semi-fortnightly
  2. Framboise
  3. Wizard
  4. Let them eat cack
  5. Ball and (how low can you go?)
  6. ‘Hitler was nice to dogs’
  7. ‘Our philosophy’
  8. The grating outdoors

June 2011

  1. Iconoclasm
  2. This made me smile

May 2011

  1. The spare near my fingers
  2. Distract 9
  3. Analogous
  4. The big sheep

April 2011

  1. Yes, wee can?
  2. Fruit of all evil

March 2011

  1. Handkerchief whip
  2. Quack, snaffle and pop

February 2011

  1. Don’t have nightmares
  2. Prig
  3. Venison peril

January 2011

  1. ‘Sandwich bored’
  2. Talking heads don’t make sense
  3. Mumbles ‘go to Iceland’

December 2010

  1. The year in crisps
  2. Orange of uses

November 2010

  1. Produce of my imagination?
  2. Nomenclature

October 2010

  1. Pope and glory
  2. Segues

September 2010

  1. Hold the front leaf
  2. Fruit flies like an apple
  3. Bramble

August 2010

  1. The audacity of soap
  2. I am not a number, I am a fruit man
  3. Pith gear

July 2010

  1. Notes on a Kindle
  2. Shet happened

June 2010

  1. Let them eat Kaká

May 2010

  1. Are ‘friends’ elected?
  2. Horsey

April 2010

  1. Watergate

March 2010

  1. Was the revolution televised?

January 2010

  1. Unleash the beauty of nature
  2. Look and listen
  3. Christmas
  4. Hello

December 2009

  1. From a novel

November 2009

  1. Seaside

October 2009

  1. The observer
  2. Pen & Jerry’s
  3. My slapstick life

September 2009

  1. Docked a who
  2. The rhino isn’t eating a flannel

August 2009

  1. Two vignettes
  2. Things to look at

July 2009

  1. I dreamed a dream
  2. Politerrific?
  3. A close shave
  4. Sansa baby
  5. Southwold
  6. Actually, outrageous advertising
  7. Not effective advertising

June 2009

  1. Snot funny
  2. Under the weather
  3. Opulent, fantastic days
  4. In your dreams
  5. Get a moob on
  6. The hair and the tortoise
  7. Pretentious gunk

May 2009

  1. On the lack of potato spillages
  2. Angular moralization
  3. Vignette
  4. Belated birthday greetings, me

April 2009

  1. Yeast benders
  2. Great Scot
  3. Did you miss me?
  4. Fat cat
  5. High coo

March 2009

  1. Stuff, and other things
  2. Rural life
  3. Bad analogy number 1
  4. Apples, windows, and raincoats

February 2009

  1. Behold
  2. Doing good, feeling itchy
  3. A bath and a half
  4. Oh look, some air
  5. Present tense
  6. David Dickinson’s scarf
  7. Teeth
  8. Fish fingers
  9. Some lies about the weather
  10. Debunking some superstitions
  11. The shelf and the head
  12. My last words on breakfast
  13. The obligatory toast post
  14. Beachbumdog billionaire
  15. Hens kissing
  16. On cereal and addiction
  17. Acting the goat
  18. Yesterday

January 2009

  1. Scenes from a walk

December 2008

  1. A true story